cause of death: couldnt get last corner of fitted sheet on mattress
I swear the fuckin producers of the simpsons knew shit was an issue before anyone opened their eyes.
cosmo sex tip #367: when you’re in the mood, tell your partner “my spidey senses are tingling”
if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports
Hi, I’m a Jehovah’s Witness wondering if you’d be interested in a gym membership over at Jehovah’s Fitness
no words to even describe how much I prefer cold weather over hot weather
*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what
My room is boat themed. It’s P good.