Pat’s thoughts on Turn Blue. x
my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctors the lady asked what he was allergic to and he said his wife
*has a bag of sour gummy worms* hey you want one *you go to grab a blue-red one* *I immediately stop you* no not that one
This photo is of my town, it’s in quite a poor part and when I passed it on the bus I really realised how true it is
This guy is amazing
shocking new discovery: you are very cute. scientists everywhere are blushing
Thank you for coming.
peekaboo is essentially just making fun of babies for not understanding object permanence
[white guy voice] protein
adorabelledearheart:MORE REASONS WHY NORWEGIAN FOREST CATS ARE THE BEST:
Norwegian forest cats are the best.
They look like little snow lions.
The colloquial term for them is “skogkatten”.
They’re also called “fairy cats” in Norway, because they’re so pretty.
They run down trees headfirst.
They’re fricking gigantic and they purr really loud.
They literally walk over snow like motherloving Legolas.
In Norse mythology, skogkatts pull the goddess Freya’s carriage.
Who doesn’t want a carriage pulled by cats?
Viking cats. End of story.
Oh what a terrible thing it appears that I haven’t reblogged these glorious beasts this year yet