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Sometimes your like. Damn. That me. Other times your like god damn. That’s me.

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

(via my-pink-l4dies)

(Source: pinkmanjesse, via artturkey)

egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

(via candidlycara)

beckyblackbooks:

Mortal enemies.

(Source: youtube.com, via falsettoslumbering)

iamjesushchrist:

I’m holy, but on the surface I look bruised and bloody.

weapens:

"it’s what’s inside that makes you beautiful"

*the demon possessing my body blushes*

(via fashionbatman)

thesickestjokes:

People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper “oh fuck yea” under your breath when you look at their photos.

(via ollielephant)

knightscrest:

damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.

(via kickheart)

wishcave:

*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*

(Source: dorkysweater, via 500daysofuglysobbing)

actuallyjoebiden:

If I ever doubt myself I just ask “WWDDOOTDDD?”

(What Would Doug Dimmadome Owner Of The Dimmsdale Dimmadome Do?)

(via my-pink-l4dies)

Anonymous asked: What state do you live in

taco-bell-rey:

denial 

ozzylot:

Why the government is broken.

sadnessandpuns:

On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”

(via waitingfortheyellowbird)